Five things I want to share with you.
1. A very important court case is beginning today – words do fail me. I’ll just let you read this for yourself
2. This video of my mate Paul Thorne should be seen by as many people as possible – please spread the word it’s funny, timely and he’s good lad
3. My show on Key 103 is organising a zip wire for Whizz Kidz – a great charity – be lovely if you fancied it. Full details here
4. My season sabbatical continues, no football for me for twelve months – still looking for things to do – if you can suggest stuff then get in touch here
5. Tickets are still available for all many most of my tour dates. Please come along, comedy is rubbish without an audience, it’s just a man stood in a room talking to himself. Don’t let that happen. I may end going down the defecating on dead hedgehogs route.