Hello Website Readers
Either the ‘cuts’ are more severe than we thought or this picture has been photo-shopped badly in the Mirror.
Hope you are well and dandy? It’s Monday 3rd October and I thought I’d make a post before the inevitable end of the world this week. It’s happening surely isn’t it? There can be no other rational reason that we are experiencing the juxtaposition of leaves falling and tropical weather. Is no one else worried? Am I the only one prepared for some kind of rapture/alien invasion/meteor strike? When the smell of barbecues is mixed with the sulphur stink of early Bonfire night fireworks as I’m walking my dog then you have to stop think and make your peace with the loved and estranged before Armageddon Day.
Now you are in a great mood hey? Time to sell tickets. It’s just over a third of the way through my tour, I’m enjoying the shows a lot. A couple of the venues have been ‘sparse’. To be fair I have been booked into some far flung big venues – thankfully the worst of the tough nights are behind me and I can look forward to some cracking dates left on the tour. Sheffield Memorial Hall is one I’m particularly anticipating this week. Bury as well – it’s a SELL OUT. I can put that on the posters now – SELL OUT TOUR. Thanks to every single person who has been so far – the gigs have all been fun and well received (does that sound too big headed?). All the dates are on the ‘Come and See Me’ button.
The tour dates so far in sentence at the most
Swindon – First night and heckled (in a gentle way) for my lack of sartorial elegance.
Leeds – New Time Music Hall – the smell of legends and new paint.
Wolverhampton – Slade Rooms – mama we are all crazy now – but don’t worry theres not too many of us.
Bromsgrove – What more could you ask than venue, a NEW college and a Premier Inn on the same site.
Stafford – Heckled before the gig began, from the stage, and the mic didn’t work – ended up much fun.
Blackpool – Cosy.
York – Cosier.
Telford – Cosiest.
Blackburn – Lee the young scientist, alone and abandoned – being groomed by the WPC and her evil husband.
Middleton – stench of chlorine, smoke overload and the longest booziest interval so far.
Cambridge - at the Junction – what’s the phrase – never enter a box junction unless the exit is clear?
Hi Justin. I came along to see you at Birmingham Town Hall on Wednesday night … what a rubbish showing for the people of Brum … shame on them for not flocking in their thousands! They missed a fabulous night – Dan was great too. We sat right in the middle on the 2nd row and you were totally brilliant ! Seriously, I loved every minute of it and I actually paid for 4 tickets !!!! (yep, paid myself, not on a freebie from the council !). My 17 year old daughter couldn’t make it so we’re trying to get up to Buxton on Thursday night. Anyway, you’re the best thing on the comedy scene for a long time and we love you x